FRIDAY post , March. 1st 2024

MARCH 1ST, FRIDAY POST!! 

Good Morning World. Happy March.

These past 5 days we've been reminiscing and rethinking. "Life used to be a movie but now it's a TV show. A lot more commercial breaks." Yesterday Emilia and I decided to make a list of the top 3 craziest experiences we have ever had together. Unfortunately, we can only speak about one to stay down for the individuals who participated in these experiences. 

1. My table broke and fell to the floor in the tenth grade. 

Here are our quotes from the past five days:

"Tip me over, fill me up, what's up?" 

"I'm a porn star body with a Ph.D. brain and a Noble Peace Prize heart."

"Bite my swag"

"Que sera sera"

"FINE, SHUT UP FITZ"

Take that as you will. Take it in. 

We Almost experienced an explosion the other day. 

   World, let us tell you a story. A real true story. We were hanging out, as we do, at a very special location to us. At this location, I was listening to a fucking immature bot talk about how they cannot handle change. As our conversation went on, we got interrupted by smoke. A GIANT CLOUD of smoke coming from a tree. pause. Holding each other's hand, we made the smart decision to walk toward this smoking tree.  Our last words before this near-death experience were, "Like 5th grade, mad because we wore the same color on the same day". Our investigation led to us finding no cause for the smoke, no secret firework hidden behind the tree, no lonely man who started a campfire, nothing. I jumped up and nervously brushed the tree's little leaves and that smoke started to rise. It was pollen. Big grey clouds of pollen rose with every breeze, very alarming, very underwhelming, but we stayed strong and did not sneeze.

REMINDERS OF TODAY:

1. People with imposters syndrome are like an invasive species. 

2. Lewis Hamilton can fucking suck a dick.

3. The bugs are biting again...

4. Never eat nonorganic blueberries, they truly taste like they'd turn you into a bug like they'd teleport you to Elon Musk's spaceship where he grows his lab-grown meat. 

MYSTERY OF THE MONTH🤫

This week's mystery has been sitting with us every day in class, and we still haven’t figured him out. Something on his neck made us ask about his shenanigans but for some reason, this shenanigan he will not reveal to us, what could possibly be so big of a secret that we can not know…..? Will we find out? Yes, one day. Will that day be soon? Who knows. But it was the last riddle of February and since it wasn’t solved, it is now the second riddle of March. Fitz, we are onto you, kid. Watch out. 

If you have a tip for us to solve this mystery, this mystery person, who has left A LOT of marks on Fitz's neck, let us know. 

HAPPY MARCH WORLD,

Eva and Emilia.