Sunday. post. Febuary 25 2024
E&J TIPPED US OVER.
Hey blog, our life has changed, and today just confirmed it. Woke up to the egg of the day, dressed up, Eva couldn't even see today but somehow she could see. Miracle. Another miracle - Our thoughts are becoming real. Got dressed while listening to dirty dancing then later saw the dirty dancing man. He looked crazy. New hair cut. Not very cute. Sweatshirt, nike sweatpants...? Birkenstocks? Are you serious.
Ran into an old friend today, "do you play games?", he gave us the quote of the day, this is how it goes:
"When you battle field, on the field, it will turn into a battle field. "
That is the thinker isn't it. Thank you
Fact of the day : Dispensary licenses in New York are prioritized to people that have been unfairly charged with weed offenses. Pretty cool.
Today we watched our friends basketball game at Jellef and got hit with a little.... REMINDER:
WHATCH OUT, LITTLE BROS WILL ALWAYS TRY TO TROLL YOU.
Last night, on Chesapeake street our new crowd partied pretty well. When having a new crowd of people over it can be a little nerve-racking, mysterious, and inticing. It's a game. We have discovered a great way to get real with the strangers and break boundaries. Its called Asking A Questions
Our Questions are far better than any you have ever heard in your life and if you disagree. You're LYING.
Ask these questions next time you're in a sticky situation:
Would you rather have 2 completely different sized balls or 3 balls.
Would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake or sit on cake and eat dick? NO LOOPHOLES
Whats the craziest thing you've ever put in your pocket?
Got any tricks? (if they say no. Walk AWAY.)
What you know about lab grown meat?
Okay thats all you get because thats all we can remember.
SONG OF THE WEEKEND;
Hello. Today I told a crazy joke. It wasn't. a joke. It was a lie. Im sorry to the boy who didn't deserve this. Cannot TIP. My friend was telling my friends and I about how he thinks sex in movies is getting too intense, making it unwatchable for him and his mom. He says the sex scenes are too long. Everyone disagreed. I responded to his statement with "They're just trying to make the sex realistic, Unless thats just not your reality... " Saying this not knowing if he's ever even kissed a girl. He could be a virgin. Is he? No. But could he be? Maybe. After saying this, i looked up and everyone paused. Silence. I took it too far, Do not know him like that. Sorry.
So then I tried to recover from that by stating that my statement was not meant for the boy, even though I was starring straight at him and responding to what he had just said, but that it was really meant for the boy sitting right next to me who I always make fun of.
He has a 12am curfew.
Closing Statement :
Today we faced many opps, but defeated them by walking right past them. Never look back. Never back. Look back. Never Look. Back? Never.
Always grab the spoon. 😎
Eva and Emilia.
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